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So Empire.
 About. 

I hate to say it, but unless Obama gets at least 270 electoral votes, he’s going to be a one-termer. I just don’t see any other way he can get reelected.

After hyping this movie for years without actually having seen it, I finally sat down a couple nights ago and watched it. And ho-ly shit!, Dario Argento wasn’t fuckin’ around when he made this shit. The use of lighting and color—especially red—is mesmerizing. The murder scenes are drawn-out, gruesome, and really beautiful, no homo (Just watch the opening death here to get an idea of how Argento combines lighting, color, and sound—that soundtrack!—to create kill scenes that are both terrifying and artful).

Like most horror movies, Suspiria is full of shitty acting, and like most Italian movies, the dialogue was dubbed over during post-production, which makes things sound weird. But whatever: the bad, goofy acting heightens the scary parts (that’s what comic relief does) and the dubbing gives the whole affair a sort of otherworldly feel. So, much like with Cannibal Holocaust, the faults of Suspiria work in its favor in the end.

Watch it!

GPOYW Prince Edition.

Last weekend I went to a “famous people”-themed party. So, naturally, I went as Prince.

Back to work!

I’m not a huge fan of The Beatles (and I am a pretty big Ke$ha fan) but something about this just seems wrong.

I’m not a huge fan of The Beatles (and I am a pretty big Ke$ha fan) but something about this just seems wrong.

I’m working on a thing for Ethos Online about why anti-hipsterism is stupid and terrible; regular posting should resume in the next couple days.

Meanwhile…

Catch y’all on the flip side.

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shakeyshorrorlife:

Universal Monsters 
One-sheet Redux

shakeyshorrorlife:

Universal Monsters 

One-sheet Redux

(Source: shakeyseatenalive, via where-s0ul-meets-body)

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren’t even mammals.
Robert Anton Wilson
Everyone can, and should, be ignored. We were warned about this situation we find ourselves in by philosophers, and well before it happened. It’s just too bad we weren’t warned by celebrities, or we would have listened to them.

Unlocking The Doors.

I watched Oliver Stone’s The Doors a little over a week ago and I’m still tryin’ to figure it out. Since it’s an Oliver Stone flick, The Doors is some crazy, bugged-out shit. That just goes with the Oliver Stone territory; however, it was crazier and more bugged-out than the usual Oliver Stone movie. It was one of the oddest mainstream movies made by a mainstream director I’ve seen in a while. In a lot of ways, it’s not even a movie: it’s a visual interpretation of the Doors sound, an experimental representation of what living in that time and place felt like. That’s probably because it’s about The Doors and Jim Morrison and the psychedelic scene in Venice Beach from which he and his band emerged, rather than about soldiers in Vietnam or the Kennedy assassination or douchebags in suits on Wall Street. But still, it was a weird movie.

The weirdness mainly comes from how Jim Morrison (played by Val Kilmer) is depicted. Of course, since Oliver Stone is notorious for playing fast and loose with the historical record, Jim Morrison the character probably isn’t much like Jim Morrison the person at all, hopefully. Val Kilmer’s (or, to be more accurate, Oliver Stone’s) Jim Morrison is an enormously pretentious and megalomaniacal asshole who destroys the lives of his friends, family, and colleagues while uttering cryptic nonsense that only someone who is being extraordinarily charitable might consider “profound.”

So I guess the question I have is this: When making The Doors, was Oliver Stone a Doors fan trying to film an honest (from his point of view) portrayal of Jim Morrison, or is The Doors a parody, a satire of the Sixties counterculture? I suppose the beauty of that question is that there’s no real definitive answer. Much like The Doors, The Doors defiantly refuses to make sense.

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Stacks on stacks.

Stacks on stacks.

Every time anyone says the words ‘crazy’ or ‘baby’ in any of her songs. In chronological order.

This shit cra’y, ba’y.

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